Here’s a screengrab of what is, as of this writing, on the NFL section of the FOX Sports website:
The main headline there refers to Chargers tight end Antonio Gates, who may have a big day in today’s playoff game against the Jets. Hence the pun in the headline, “Pearly Gates”.
Except, over there in the sidebar on the left, the lead item is about a Chicago Bears player who died this morning. Seems a bit odd to have the giant headline “Pearly Gates” juxtaposed with the news of a guy who’s just died, doesn’t it?
It reminds me of a time in high school, when during a football game, a player on the opposing team was injured sufficiently for the ambulance to be driven out onto the field. (No idea what came of that, but we never heard that it was truly awful, so I’m guessing he broke something.) During the delay, the fellows running the PA system decided to put on whatever music was on the radio. The song that came on, right on the chorus, was “Don’t Cry Out Loud” by Melissa Manchester. Oops.