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So, Rex Ryan is apparently the new head coach of the Buffalo Bills.
Not my first choice, really; but then, I didn’t really have a first choice. I don’t hate the hire, but I’ve never been a big fan of Ryan’s. He strikes me as a media-savvy guy who uses a “larger-than-life” outward persona as a way of creating more of a sense of being a great coach than is really warranted by his record (which, after exiting the New York Jets after six years with playoff appearances in his first two, is still a losing one). Somehow Ryan is a “big name” despite a relatively unimpressive roster of actual accomplishment, so we’ll see how he does in Buffalo, where the media spotlight won’t be nearly as intense, and where he’ll mainly have a single group of annoying sportwriters to irritate when things aren’t going all that well.
I don’t have too many thoughts on how he’ll perform as head coach, really. He’s a “defensive mind”, but that doesn’t really mean much. Bill Belichick is a defensive mind, but his success in New England has been mainly by virtue of his offense. Likewise, Brian Bilick was regarded as an offensive genius when he took over the Baltimore Ravens way back when, and proceeded to win the Super Bowl with one of the NFL’s greatest defenses ever. If Ryan can bring in offensive coaches who can make head-or-tails of a currently crappy (but potentially talented) offensive line, and somehow figure out the going-on-two-decades-of-crappy quarterback situation, then great.
I am mildly biased against Ryan because I never liked his father Buddy, but that’s obviously unfair, isn’t it? Mainly I never really got why everyone was so impressed with him in New York, especially as the afterglow of those first two playoff seasons receded into memory (with the first of those appearances coming simply by virtue of the Colts simply playing dead on the last day of the season, with the top seed already locked up). I do think that Ryan is a likely upgrade over the freshly-departed Doug Marrone, who appeared less and less into things as time went on here.
Ryan inherits a team with a very good defense, most of which should return intact (as well as getting back a very good linebacker in Kiko Alonso), as well as an offense which, while crappy this year, isn’t totally without talent (part of the line, and the receivers). Quarterback is a big issue, but maybe the jury really is still out on EJ Manuel, and they can always bring in a veteran backup or challenger to the starting job. Despite local handwringing by Buffalo News sportswriters, the trade in last year’s draft for Sammy Watkins, which left the Bills with no 1st-round pick in the upcoming 2015 draft, was hardly the equivalent of the infamous Herschel Walker or RGIII deals that left their respective receiving teams with no 1st-rounders for multiple years. The Bills should be able to get back to the quarterback drawing board sooner rather than later, if they determine that’s needed.
In any event, it seems to me that with the roster he’s inheriting, coming off a 9-7 record that should have been even better, it’s not unreasonable to expect Ryan to get the Bills into the playoffs within two years (assuming that they don’t end up 11-5 in one of those weird years where an 11-5 team is left in the cold, which does happen now and again).
So let’s see what you got, Rex. Impress us. It’s not like the bar for being impressive is all that high around here, after fifteen consecutive non-playoff seasons and only two winning records since 1999….
Weirdness and coolness are two sides of the same coin, people.
(Whoa! That’s deep. Or it seems deep but is really shallow.)
First, a picture from Tumblr. This is not an inspiration for anything I’m writing.
I don’t get the “short shorts” thing, nor do those high-heeled boots seem terribly practical wear for a woman who is flying through space with a blaster in each hand….
Second, here’s a list of the most romantic lines from literature.
Third, over the last week there was on Facebook a lot of linking of articles saying that warming your car up is a bad thing to do. On the other hand, here’s an article in defense of this practice. I do start my car and let it run a minute or two before driving, but that’s just it: a minute or two. I’m not letting it run for ten minutes so the insides reach a toasty warmth, but neither am I starting it and then flooring it down the street, either.
More next week!
2014: The Year in White House Photography.
I continued to be fascinated by photographs of Presidents of the United States in their daily activities. Here are a few from 2014 (more at the link above):
The other day, Guy Gavriel Kay cited this poem on Twitter as a measure of support for authors in the Rookie League (hmmm…am I one?), but of course, he couldn’t post the poem to Twitter, because it’s longer than 140 characters. I had to go look it up, and what a wonderful poem it is! It’s “The First Step” by Constantine Cadafy (text via).
The young poet Evmenis
complained one day to Theocritus:
“I’ve been writing for two years now
and I’ve composed only one idyll.
It’s my single completed work.
I see, sadly, that the ladder
of Poetry is tall, extremely tall;
and from this first step I’m standing on now
I’ll never climb any higher.”
Theocritus retorted: “Words like that
are improper, blasphemous.
Just to be on the first step
should make you happy and proud.
To have reached this point is no small achievement:
what you’ve done already is a wonderful thing.
Even this first step
is a long way above the ordinary world.
To stand on this step
you must be in your own right
a member of the city of ideas.
And it’s a hard, unusual thing
to be enrolled as a citizen of that city.
Its councils are full of Legislators
no charlatan can fool.
To have reached this point is no small achievement:
what you’ve done already is a wonderful thing.”
It’s nice to have the notion expressed in so wonderful a poem to which I can refer in the future, when I find myself engaging the dark thoughts that I’m never going to get anywhere or amount to anything as a writer, because I suspect that no matter where you are, there are times when the step you’re on feels like it’s only the first step….
Here’s a thing that happened. Last weekend, the Buffalo Bills’ 2014 season ended with the team out of the playoffs. Locker cleanout day was last Monday, and then the team dispersed for the offseason.
Fast forward to this past Saturday, two days ago. Rookie wide receiver Sammy Watkins, a high-profile player because not only was he a 1st-round pick but the Bills traded up to get him, sends out this tweet:
Trying to see what activities I'm doing today city so boring 💯💯💯
— Sammy Watkins (@sammywatkins) January 3, 2015
This caught the eye of Buffalo News columnist, and eternal claimant to the title of Official Source Of All OBJECTIVE Knowledge In Buffalo, Jerry Sullivan:
Maybe Sammy Watkins could actually try to discover some of the culture that Buffalo has to offer.
— Jerry Sullivan (@TBNSully) January 3, 2015
There was, as you might expect, a miniature pile-on directed at Watkins for saying that Buffalo is “so boring”.
Only….
To all you clueless page stalkers who have clearly nothing else to do but watch my tweets I'm not in BUFFALO wasn't referring to BUFF
— Sammy Watkins (@sammywatkins) January 3, 2015
Ayup. The guy wasn’t even here.
Sullivan wasn’t the only person to offer up an assumption that Watkins was dissing Buffalo as “boring”, but he was, so far as I could tell, the only professional journalist to do so.
I hope he’ll remember this some time next summer or next season when he whines about how Sammy Watkins avoids the media.
[POSTSCRIPT added below.]
Rant: THIS BOOK IS MAKING ME CRAZY. I CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS IN IT. #amwriting
— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) January 3, 2015
I have this big pile of ideas but no real notion of how they interconnect to form a STORY. #amwriting
— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) January 3, 2015
I have almost 45000 words, some of which feel right, others of which don't. It's KILLING me. Times like this I HATE writing. #amwriting
— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) January 3, 2015
I can't do my usual "back up to where the book last felt right" trick because it doesn't feel completely WRONG right now. #amwriting
— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) January 3, 2015
So I'm kind of in this odd position of just making random shit happen in the hopes that a real IDEA somehow emerges. UGH. #amwriting
— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) January 3, 2015
(No crisis of faith here, though…I KNOW KNOW KNOW that there's gonna be a REALLY GOOD book out of all this kvetching!) #amwriting
— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) January 3, 2015
POSTSCRIPT:
On the other hand, for all that kvetching and rending of teeth and gnashing of garments, I have actual numbers from the first few days of 2015:

Uncertainty is an interesting thing, innit?