Sunday Burst o’stuff

Stuff!

:: Apparently Russell Crowe is one of those people who likes to tweet the results of his workouts. Well, some dude decided that he’d start responding, with increasingly hilarious effects. Also, apparently Russell Crowe’s sense of humor is easily exhausted.

:: I only learned a few years ago that Lake Baikal in Siberia is the world’s largest fresh-water lake by volume. I always figured that would be Lake Superior, but that’s wrong: Lake Superior has the largest surface area by quite a bit (over twice the surface area of Baikal), but Baikal’s got the depths: its average depth is 260 meters greater than Superior’s.

Baikal is also apparently a very, very clear lake, which makes for stunning ice formations. Make sure to play the video at the end, when some people demonstrate some fascinating sonic properties of the Baikal ice.

:: Want to watch a surprisingly effective horror movie that only takes two minutes from beginning to end? Sure you do! (As with all such scares, it’s less effective when you’ve already seen it and know what’s coming.)

More next week, perhaps!

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A few odd items

Because oddness abides, man.

:: Since he’s playing in the Super Bowl next week, it stands to reason that someone out there is writing erotica featuring Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski. Because…um…I got nothin’.

:: “Let It Go”, in Welsh. Because the old tongues of Northern Europe make everything better.

:: A photo gallery of shopping malls, taken in 1989. I do kinda miss malls, sometimes. I mean, we still have ’em and all, but I rarely go there anymore, because the stores are…well, they’re the same everywhere, and my needs in terms of “stuff” have changed and diminished over time.

More next week!

(Sorry about the relative lack of new content recently, but the usual reason applies. I’ve got some decent momentum going on Princesses III: Even Princessier (not the actual title), and I have to keep the pedal to the floor!)

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Sunday Stuff

Weirdness and coolness are two sides of the same coin, people.

(Whoa! That’s deep. Or it seems deep but is really shallow.)

First, a picture from Tumblr. This is not an inspiration for anything I’m writing.

I don’t get the “short shorts” thing, nor do those high-heeled boots seem terribly practical wear for a woman who is flying through space with a blaster in each hand….

Second, here’s a list of the most romantic lines from literature.

Third, over the last week there was on Facebook a lot of linking of articles saying that warming your car up is a bad thing to do. On the other hand, here’s an article in defense of this practice. I do start my car and let it run a minute or two before driving, but that’s just it: a minute or two. I’m not letting it run for ten minutes so the insides reach a toasty warmth, but neither am I starting it and then flooring it down the street, either.

More next week!

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Sunday Burst!

Linkage has been piling up! PILING UP, I tell you!!!

:: I found a Twitter feed called “Space Snaps” this morning, via this amazing photo of a space shuttle launch:

Yeah, follow that account if you’re on The Twitters.

:: The latest trend in teenage misbehavior. Be vigilant, folks. Be very, very vigilant.

:: Check out this quite wonderful video tour of Toronto’s skyline. Put it on HD in fullscreen, if you can. What a beautiful, amazing city. I just love TO!

:: Anatomy of the greatest Internet comment of all time. Wow.

:: Strong Language: a blog devoted to swearing and curse-words. Seriously. Fun reading, if you’re not offended by salty language. (Note: Salty language alert!)

More next week!

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Sunday Stuff

Some links I’ve gathered of late:

:: Margarita Kareva is a Russia-based photographer who specializes in fantasy art photography. Her photographs beautifully portray women that have been transformed into fairytale princesses and witches..

These are amazing. Here is just one, but they are all captivating. These make me want to brew some tea and read something Russian.

:: Video mock-up of what will be the world’s tallest roller-coaster.

The concept here is fascinating, actually; it’s not just the tallest by putting the tallest climb into its initial hill, which is usually how coasters become the tallest. However, I wouldn’t ride this thing unless I was offered a large amount of money to do so. It’s not the height, but the nature of the thing: I don’t like going upside-down, and I really don’t like the feeling of never knowing where the hell I am in relation to anything else, which is what this coaster seems to have in spades.

:: I have to admit that I do still go into RadioShack a couple times a year. These days, it’s almost always to buy new headphones, because I tend to like their selection of such. RadioShack is, of course, slowly circling the drain, although it’s amazing how many years a big chain business can be “circling the drain” and still hang on. Sears and K-Mart are still around, obviously, despite having been on death’s door for over a decade each. (There is the flip side of the coin, obviously: witness the very quick demise of Borders, which went from “struggling” to “stone dead” in just a couple of years.) RadioShack is always an odd kind of place, and I like shopping there a lot more if there are already people in there to occupy the time of the poor salespeople, who almost always end up staring at me if I’m alone.

Anyway, here’s an article in which a guy who worked there years ago describes what it was like during his tenure. He describes a barren, soul-less, amoral hellscape of epic retail proportions:

But as this company has spent the last decade-plus trying to save itself, the happiness of the employees has always been the first to go overboard. Its store managers are worked so hard that they become unhappy, half-awake shadows of themselves. Labor laws have been brazenly ignored. Untold hours of labor haven’t been paid for (when I quit, on good terms and with two weeks’ notice, they withheld my final paychecks for months and wouldn’t tell me why). Lawyers have been sent to shut down websites that have bad things to say about RadioShack. Employees who make a few dimes over minimum wage are pressured, shamed, and yelled at as though they’re brokering million-dollar deals.

RadioShack is a rotten place to work, generally not a very good place to shop, and an untenable business to run. Everyone involved loses

Youch. Compared to that, working for Pizza Hut seems like an idyllic heaven.

:: Frozen, one year later. Wow. I find it hard to believe that the movie is only one year old, because it was sunk its hooks into the popular culture in a way that few Disney movies have, no matter how good they might be. Personally, I love Frozen (and I think I owe it a blog post), but it’s strange: I was barely aware of its existence when it was first released, and I only started hearing about it when its DVD and Blu-ray releases were quite near, because that is when my social media starting exploding with friends of mine absolutely thrilled to finally get their copies of the movie. And since we don’t have young children, we were never subjected to endless singing of “Let It Go” and “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman”, so there’s that.

Anyway, what I really love about Frozen is the fact that the story is about two young Princesses who are plunged into a very strange circumstance, and through it all they worry about their own agency. Now I wonder why I find a tale like that so compelling….

More next week!

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Sunday Burst of Strange, Goofy Stuff

Let’s go!

:: I saw this on Facebook, and it’s pretty hilarious. You have to have the sound up, because the commentary provided by the two guys recording this construction-site mishap is what makes the video. I have no idea what the malfunctioning machine is or what it does. I do not care.


:: Want to heat your house with a woodburning stove but you don’t want to bother chopping those trees you’ve felled into firewood? Fear not! This wood stove burns entire tree trunks!

:: When I’m drilling holes in walls and stuff at work, I’m always a bit nervous that I might hit something important. Like…a train. Wow.

More next week!

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Sunday Stuff

Late today with the post, I know. Holy crap, are the next few weeks shaping up to be busy! Anyhoo, a few things:

:: Things you should know about guns. Not an article about gun issues or politics relating to guns (I have my own opinions thereof, obviously), but rather a useful article for writers and storytellers about how guns work and what they actually do when they’re discharged and that sort of thing.

:: The Five Scariest Grammar Issues for Writers. Another useful article, although my own personal grammar bugaboo isn’t mentioned. (And what’s that? Well, I will go to nearly any length to avoid the whole lay-lie-laid-lain-lied thing.)

:: New life goal: A trip to the British Isles where the only places I go are these bookstores. (Certain family members who like traveling to Britain may find this article worth bookmarking.)

More next week!

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Burst of strange and odd stuff

Oddities and Awesome abound!

:: Remember the first scene in which Jeff Goldblum appears in Jurassic Park? He does this really weird and kinda creepy laugh that is one of the quintessential Jeff Goldblum moments in anything. Well, someone set that laugh to music…or rather, they translated that laugh into music. If you can believe such a thing. There’s a video over there where you can hear that very laugh. Wow.

:: The tale of Shane, the Wal-Mart deli guy. This can’t be real, can it? I wish it was, but….

:: Amazing photos of lighthouses. This may be useful when I return to writing Lighthouse Boy.

More next week, maybe.

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Sunday Burst

Oddities and Awesome abound!

:: Nifty video footage of the Atlantic Ocean Road in Norway. I’m not sure the video lives up the “OMG this road is an insane trek of DEATH!!!” that the surrounding article portrays, but it’s still a very cool-looking drive. Yes, I’d drive it!

:: Twenty lesser-known travel destinations you should see. I had to look up the first one, a lake in Iceland that the article claims straddles the boundary between Europe and North America. It turns out that this lake is a rift-valley lake, and that valley lies where the North American and Eurasian tectonic plates come together. Now you know. (The other nineteen places on the list are also interesting.)

:: I’m sorry, but I read this article and all I can think is, “That poor bastard.” This young man suffered one of the most bizarre and humiliating deaths I’ve ever heard about, and to make matters worse, when he was buried, they put a marker over his grave with the manner of his embarrassing death engraved right on the stone. Wow.

:: If you always felt the prose in cookbooks was a little too nice, and you’ve been looking for something a little more, say, Jersey Turnpike-ish, here’s how to cook a f***ing steak. (Lots of salty language there.)

:: Finally, in this week’s Great Moments In Pie In The Face History, an outfielder from the Houston Astros shows up at the Sports Illustrated headquarters to dispense some kudos-in-pie-form.

More next week!

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