“Who’s that guy?”
“Oh, him? He’s amazing. You wouldn’t believe the stuff he does.”
“Like what?”
“Well, he’s enormously wealthy because of something he invented. But he doesn’t keep any of the money. He gives every penny of it to charity. And he spends all of his free time reading to the blind, rescuing stray dogs and cats, and he invites homeless people into his home so he can feed them and give them a shower so they can be clean-cut when they look for a job.”
“Wow, what a great guy! And all that from one invention?”
“Yup.”
“What’s the invention?”
“Clamshell packaging.”
[beat]
“Yeah, f*** that guy.”
“I know, right?”
ha ha ha ha. Some things can never be forgiven for.