There’s a thing going around the Interwebs where it’s said that you can automatically make any book better by inserting the sentence “And then the murders began” right after the first sentence. I didn’t believe this, so I tested it on Stardancer:
![Huh. That actually DOES improve rhe opening of STARDANCER! #amwriting](https://i0.wp.com/c1.staticflickr.com/4/3692/33451795681_f14838ed01.jpg?resize=500%2C500&ssl=1)
And…crap. I wanna read that book now.
See, everything on the Internet is TRUE!
Didn't I suggest that edit?