So I just signed onto AOL and checked e-mail there and such, when something caught my eye: on the welcome screen, in the News Videos section there was an item headlined:
Cop Shoves Skateboarder Into Bush
Of course I clicked it! Who wouldn’t love to see a skateboarder being shoved by a cop into a passing-by George W. Bush?
Sadly, the errant skateboarder was only shoved into a shrubbery. Darn it.