(Ripped asunder from its original context, here.)
Who the heck IS John Dory, anyway?
Spoiler thoughts from Hell’s Kitchen! Mouseover to read.
:: Holli and Jay go together like fig newtons and scrambled eggs. What an awful couple!
:: The “teach a clod to cook” challenge is entertaining. Autumn sucks, though. So does Ben — and Ben’s a culinary instructor! He can’t teach, he can’t lead, and he’s a douche.
:: Riding the Goodyear Blimp — how cool would that be! I’d love to ride a blimp.
:: I got a kick out of Ben and Autumn’s punishment for losing the challenge — they had to do maintenance tasks, like fixing wobbly tables and changing light bulbs and the like. Stuff that I do in my day job. I’d have had Jean-Phillippe’s list done in an hour!
:: Dinner service: Nothing really new. Autumn’s a sneaky clod, who won’t own up when she blunders. Ben stops talking. Jay’s a skilled, but arrogant, goof in blue hair. Holli just keeps on plugging, even through the rough spots. Rooting for Holli, but Jay might be the completest of the packages available for Ramsay to choose from.
:: Jay nominates Ben and Autumn, which sounds right, but also looks fishy because of his relationship with Holli. This is the clear reason why workplace relationships can be disastrous at times! Be careful, people!
:: Nobody goes home…heartwarming reunion with loved ones…gotta be a twist coming soon here….
:: Don’t show me Ben’s kid! I can’t hate him when he’s being all human and stuff!
:: The father of Holli’s kid — she seems to really have a thing for doughy guys, doesn’t she!
:: Two chefs will exit the show next week. Who knows!
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“Sir Knight!”
Actor Maury Chaykin has died. This is sad. He was only 61, and he was a fantastic character actor — one of the best “Hey it’s that guy” kinds of actors. For me, his most memorable turn was as the Army officer in Dances With Wolves to whom Lt. John J. Dunbar (Kevin Costner) reports, early in the film, for his assignment. Chaykin’s officer turns out to be insane, and as Dunbar is riding away from the base, the sound of Chaykin’s suicidal gunshot rings out across the prairie. It was an odd moment in the film — a “What was that about” kind of thing — but I think it set up quite a lot of the later plot of the film, providing an explanation of just why the tiny camp Dunbar is taking over has been abandoned and why it’s allowed to languish for so long afterwards.
Good character actors are so important, because it’s their professionalism and skill that rounds out the world of a film. Chaykin was a fine one, and he’ll be missed.
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Loving Books Too Much
In a photo I posted the other day, I’m brandishing a copy of a book called The Man Who Loved Books Too Much, which is subtitled The True Story of a Thief, a Detective, and a World of Literary Obsession. Written by Allison Hoover Bartlett, The Man Who…. is a wonderful look into the darker side of book collecting.
I’ve always found book collecting fascinating, even if I am such a low-level collector myself that I’m not sure the word collecting can even apply to me. I suppose I’m more of a gatherer. I am generally uninterested in tracking down first editions of books I want, preferring handsome, sturdy volumes of any edition that I can read. That’s the thing, for me: although I may well never get round to reading all of the books I own, I can honestly say that there is not a single book on my shelves that I didn’t acquire under the thought that I might one day like to read it.
This isn’t to say that I won’t purchase books on the basis of their attractiveness or their age; I do this on occasion, but almost always for bargain prices at my beloved library book sale, and even then, I don’t buy books purely on the basis of their age or editions. I own four or five complete Shakespeares, several of which are quite old, but this is because in my view you can’t have too many complete Shakespeares. One in every room, and all that. I pass by lots of gorgeous volumes that may well be “collectible”, because their content does not interest me one whit.
Book collectors, on the other hand — the true collectors — acquire their books for other reasons. Age, relevance to a certain topic, rarity, and so on. Here is how Bartlett describes the collector’s approach:
Walking by a booth with an impressive selection of dust jacket art, I heard a dealer say to a passerby, “Don’t judge a book by its content!” I had read enough about book collectors before the fair to get the joke: Many collectors don’t actually read their books. At first, I was surprised, but having given it some thought, it’s not so shocking. After all, much of the fondness avid readers, and certainly collectors, have for their books is related to the books’ physical bodies. As much as they are vessels for stories (and poetry, reference information, etc.), books are historical artifacts and repositories for memories — we like to recall who gave books to us, where we were when we read them, how old we were, and so on.
For me, the most important book-as-object from my childhood is Charlotte’s Web, the first book I mail-ordered after joining a book club. I still remember my thrill at seeing the mailman show up with it at our front door on a sunny Saturday morning. It had a crisp paper jacket, unlike the plastic-covered library books I was used to, and the way the pages parted, I could tell I was the first to open it. For several days I lived in Wilbur’s world, and the only thing as sad as Charlotte’s death, maybe even sadder, was that I had come to the end of the book. I valued that half-dream state of being lost in a book so much that I limited the number of pages I let myself read each day in order to put off the inevitable end, my banishment from that world. I still do this. It doesn’t make sense, though, because the pleasure of that world does not really end for good. You can always start over on page one — and you can remember.
I’m always a bit saddened when I look through the childrens’ books at the library sales, and find volume after volume with inscriptions inside the front covers, inscriptions like “To Annie, I hope you like this book, Love, Grandma.” Grandma took time to pick the book and write something nice inside, and yet, this physical emblem of a grandparent’s love for their grandchild has been packed up and sent off to the library book sale. Yes, I’m likely guilty of this myself; I remember some books that my own grandmothers gave me back when they were alive, and I’m not sure a single one still lurks in some corner of my parents’ house.
But back to The Man Who Loved Books Too Much. Bartlett’s book focuses on a single book collector named John Gilkey and the illegal methods he used to collect his books, and a bookseller named Ken Sanders who finds himself tracking Gilkey’s thefts. Gilkey pays for books with bad checks; he gets a job in a retail establishment and then steals his own customers’ credit card numbers to buy more books; he lies his way through meetings with booksellers and even involves his own father as a dupe to pick up books so he can’t be traced himself. And Sanders is tracking him all the while, even as he constantly bemoans the fact that law enforcement people apparently don’t take book theft all that seriously.
The Man Who…. is actually, at its heart, a character study about these two men: the criminal who desperately wants an amazing book collection as a status symbol and who engages in some pretty breathtaking justifications of his crimes (he seems to genuinely believe that he has a right to the books he steals), and the crusty bookseller who wants nothing more than a big legal victory against one of the country’s most brazen book thieves. Bartlett interviews both men at length, even going into prison to talk with Gilkey, who is in and out of jail so often that it’s clear he simply views it as part of the cost of doing business.
I may never be the type of person to spend several hundred dollars for an edition of some book; I’m just not wired that way. I’ll never completely understand the impulse of someone who wants to spend that much on a book that they have no real interest in reading, but even so, the book-collecting world is a fascinating one to look into on occasion.
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Drink up, me hearties!
Some Random Observations
Comments on some stuff….
:: I’m still not much of a fan, but over time I’ve developed a small bit of appreciation for The Family Guy. Mainly, I find Stewie (the megalomaniacal English-accented baby) and Brian (the articulate, alcoholic dog) reasonably funny. Everybody else, not as much. But I don’t hate the show as much as I used to.
However, I’m in no danger of becoming a fan of Seth McFarlane’s in general. The Cleveland Show and American Dad are freakishly awful.
:: Last night’s Simpsons episode was a repeat of a Sideshow Bob episode I hadn’t seen before, that borrowed its plot from the movie FACE/OFF. Bob escaped prison by switching faces with a cellmate. A line I liked, from Bob describing his own removal of his own face: “As Krusty’s assistant for many years, I had been hit with so many pies that my face had lost all sensation!” Geez. One wonders what kind of pies Krusty’s using, that they hurt that much.
:: I’m not following America’s Got Talent all that much — turning it on occasionally, mainly — but I do like the “Fighting Gravity” and “AscenDance” acts quite a bit. In fact, both acts are of similar types, so I wouldn’t mind seeing both win and end up doing acts in Vegas together. I’d love to see the show end with some act like this winning, as opposed to yet another singer. Three of four winners have been singers thus far (the second was amazing ventriloquist Terry Fator), and if I wanted to watch a mere singing competition, well…that’s what IDOL is for.
:: The weather this summer has been awful. June was cooler and rainier here than normal, and July has been one nearly unbroken stream of hot-and-humid. I am more than ready for August, which I’ve always found the most pleasant of the summer months. (Well, I guess I have to include September, but emotionally, I consider September to be an autumn month, even if it’s often in the 80s in September round here.) But this month has been too warm for me to enjoy doing much of anything outside at all.
:: I’m starting to feel the pull of the Siren Song of power tools of all kinds. I’m not sure that I have any real use for one those new Dremel Trio tools, but damned if I don’t want one. (No, I’m not going to buy one absent a use for it. I’m not that dumb.)
:: I feel pretty stupid when I have to go into Home Depot to exchange an accessory for a power tool of mine, because I bought the wrong accessory or the wrong size accessory or something similar. I should know what I need, dammit! (Specifically, it was the belts for my belt sander that I bought the other day. I needed 18-inch belts and got 21-inch ones because I wasn’t paying attention.)
:: People in West Seneca, NY are resisting the conversion of some buildings that already exist from a no-longer-being-used satellite college campus into housing for low-income senior citizens, on the usual basis that traffic will go way up (because apparently senior homes have traffic rivaling that of local shopping malls) and because it will “lower property values”. How it will do this, I have no idea. Personally, I wouldn’t mind having a new, built-in community of folks who will spend money in the town, especially since it would mean using pre-existing building stock, but that’s just me. Gotta love those NIMBY’s — they’re not just about preventing the dumping of nuclear waste in their backyards anymore!
:: Is it just me, or have fireworks displays become, well, boring over the years? Unless you’re watching the super-duper displays in New York or Washington or Boston for the 4th of July, or the amazing displays at Disney World, it’s just kinda nice and kinda dull now. “Ooooh, a red one! And now a green one! That one’s purple AND green! And a couple of those loud BOOMy ones just for effect! And now…a red one and a green one at the same time!”
Maybe, though, fireworks displays were always like this, and I only realize it now because these days, if you want, you can see fireworks somewhere on a weekly basis. At least in Buffalo, you can. When I was a kid, fireworks were on July 4, and that’s it. That’s the way it was, and we liked it!
:: People who drive in pristine white Oldsmobiles are extremely annoying. But even worse are people who drive around in Camaros as though they are pristine white Oldsmobiles.
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Sentential Links #214
Linkage….
:: Today, this argument would almost certainly carry the day. Even most liberals wouldn’t fight it. It’s as if we’ve been brainwashed against arguing that we should do something purely because it represents the way we think people deserve to be treated. We need graphs and charts and dueling models of economic distribution instead. (Good post by Kevin Drum that captures something that’s been bothering me for years about the American political debate — everything comes down to cost, or whether it makes money, or whatever. Everything. The context here is the increasingly common practice employers — read, businesses — have on factoring credit checks into hiring decisions, as if someone’s credit can really be said to have a bearing on their character or likelihood to be a good employee.)
:: We can’t stay 24 forever, but we can always look good if we make an effort.
:: Although my blog was supposed
to be about art
it became more about the “art of life,”
and living the adventures
of being a wild woman,
sweet, funny and trying.
In this, I have found a new voice
and a storytelling quality,
I didn’t know I had. (Brand new blog to me; one of the more whimsical blogs I’ve come across of late!)
:: I believe in the Shekinah, the Buddha, our vibrating strings and the forbidden forest. (Another wonderful blog that’s new to me. Whoever said that blogging is dead must have stopped looking in 2006, because I keep finding new and amazing people out there.)
:: I’m usually the last one to to complain about (or pick up on) this kind of thing–and I’m the first to skeptical when people try to turn something that seems harmless into a racial thing –but damned if the first thing to pop into my head while reading this was “Wait, Superman is making Philly safe for white folks?” (Read this and the several posts immediately preceding it for some interesting comment on the current storyline in the Superman comics. The story looks…well, pretty downright awful, on a whole bunch of levels, the worst being that J. Michael Straczynski, who is writing this, has decided that Superman’s main power is his super-doucheyness.)
All for this week. Back next week!
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Meme of Many Odd Questions, part trois
Wrapping this up, which I’ve done the last two weeks. Via Sunday Stealing:
45. Favorite color?
Purple.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Sure. Punched and kicked, too. I was a kid once. (I’m proud that I’ve never slapped The Kid or The Wife, though.)
47. Is your hair curly?
Not really, although it does occasionally hang in loose ringlets.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Wow, it’s been a long time since I bought a CD at a store. I’ve downloaded music, though. I love CDs, but they’ve always been too expensive, and increasingly hard to find in stores.
49. Do looks matter?
Unfortunately, they end up mattering a bit. It’s a damned shame.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
At cards? Maybe. At love? I hope I never have to find out.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
It’s probably higher than it should be, just because we should really get off our arses and consolidate our phone service or something. We’ve talked about ditching our land-line and going with Fios for Internet only, but we haven’t pulled the trigger yet.
52. Do you like your life right now?
Sure. It needs some improving, but it’s fine.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
We don’t even have a teevee in the bedroom. When we want to watch something while in bed, we use my laptop…and I don’t fall asleep with the laptop!
54. Can you handle the truth?
Sure!
55. Do you have good vision?
It’s OK, I guess. I wear glasses for reading and computer stuff, but other than that, I’m OK. I’ve noticed that my long-distance visual acuity has been dropping over the years; I used to be able to see things from very far distances that are now harder to make out.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Dislike, sure. Hate, no. I try to avoid hate.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
When at work, fairly often (we have a wireless phone system). When at home, not that often. Mainly calls to The Wife when she’s at work.
58. The last person you held hands with?
The Wife. I love her hand; I think we started holding hands on our second or third date.
59. What are you wearing?
What else? A white t-shirt under a pair of overalls.
60. What is your favourite animal?
The buffalo, the killer whale, and the good old cat.
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Right outside our apartment building. (That’s just one of many favorites.)
62. Can you hula hoop?
I’m not sure I’ve ever tried!
63. Do you have a job?
Well, duh.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
The new oil filter for The Wife’s car.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Probably, but I don’t recall doing so.
And that’s it. I think that the Meme of Many Odd Questions is finally over!
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Sunday Burst of Weird and AWESOME!
Oddity and Awesome abound!
:: The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man. No, seriously.
:: The new trailer for Tron Legacy:
This looks…really cool, I must say.
:: I’m thrilled to see my preferred mode of response to the Fred Phelps crew taking hold, whenever these doofuses decided to show up somewhere. My favorite sign, amongst that crowd, is “MAGNETS — HOW THE $&%* DO THEY WORK?”
All for this week!
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Productivity: I has it!
UPDATE: Oh yeah, I forgot something! Updated at bottom.
It’s been a pretty busy weekend at Casa Jaquandor:
:: Grocery shopping, as usual.
:: Making dinner last night. I found a new recipe for Chicago Deep Dish Pizza crust, which I tried out with these results:
Wonderful! My original Chicago Pizza crust recipe was good, but I always felt like something was missing, because it didn’t turn out as flaky or buttery as the crust at Pizzeria Uno. So I found this recipe, which is pretty close to the same except that it adds a secret ingredient.
Which is butter.
Yum!!! I love this stuff, even if it does take quite a while to make.
:: The big task, though, was changing The Wife’s oil. Well, the oil in her car. I can’t very well change her oil, right?
Regular readers will remember the debacle that unfolded last time I tried to do this job. Well, this time I met with success, but not without a few speedbumps along the way. First, the weather refused to cooperate for days; I’ve been trying to get this job done for a week, and only today did the weather finally start to clear up. Second, The Wife’s car is not easy to get jacked up high enough to do an oil change. (Next time I’ll be buying those little ramp things.) Third, it turned out that we had bought the wrong filter last time, so I had to go off and get the right one. Ugh! But…finally, the oil is changed. Huzzah!
:: Also, laundry.
And now, blessed relief! Time for a beer.
UPDATE: Oh yeah, how could I forget this? I’ve written in the past about various operational difficulties that have afflicted the Main Computer here at Casa Jaquandor — the super-loud cooling fan, the CPU cooler that started to fail, the fact that the computer doesn’t currently recognize the CD-DVD drive (I need to re-install Windows for this to work again, I think), and so on. Well, something new started happening: the computer would switch into Power-save mode and nothing would bring it back out. So after probing about, I diagnosed this as the video card overheating. Our original video card has a tiny cooling fan of its own, but I discovered that it was no longer spinning at all, so I assumed that was my culprit. I read that you can replace those fans, but I figured that since the computer’s nearly four years old anyway, replacing the video card entirely is probably the way to go. I want to get at least one more year out of that machine, anyway. So it was off to Best Buy, where I picked up a new video card for $50. (We don’t do hard-core gaming or anything, so those insane cards that cost $170 are not in the running.)
Got home and got the new card physically installed, which was actually quite easy. Hooked everything back up, fired up the computer, and realized a new problem. Everything was working, but the video card needed to have its drivers and such installed via the CD-ROM that it came with.
Which the computer couldn’t read because that drive is currently inoperative.
So I put the CD-ROM into my laptop and copied its files to a Flash drive, and then I ran the installation software on the Main Computer using the Flash drive. And now, everything seems to be working. Not only has there been no recurrence of the Power Save thing happening, but the heat sink on the new card must be of higher quality — that, or the new card just runs cooler — because the main cooling fan in the computer has been kicking into high gear a lot less frequently. I do still plan to add one more cooling fan to the machine, just to be safe, but so far, so good.
There! I think that’s everything.
Oh wait — I didn’t get any writing done at all this weekend. Shit. What a wasted weekend!


