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Tonight while watching the series finale of The X-Files, I checked my e-mail during a commercial break and found the most amusing piece of Spam that I’ve ever seen. This thing is just priceless, and I’ve decided to reproduce it below. The fact that it showed up while I was watching TXF is kind of eerie….


If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien

or government technology I need your help! My case is truly

genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of a kind nature,

someone I can call my savior as well as a friend.

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by evil beings!!

I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

I am in great danger and need this immediately!

I want to work with you in any way possible.

I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and

the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using

either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your

consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. I’m almost

certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best

solution. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.

I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is

useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue or red glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of

radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding this would be

helpful. I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized,

North-south polarized vortexes are used for cross-dimensional time

travel only. Also, I know about the three dimension 4 bit (CODE) our universe is written in. If you are one of the very few beings who can edit this code, or know the passwords which can be spoken over a vortex, please reply!


(WARNING: If you think you have the information that this person so desperately needs, please DO NOT send it to me!!!)

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