Congratulations, Fulton, Mississippi! You are the Worst Town in America.
That’s the town that (a) cancelled the prom when a couple of lesbians wanted to attend, (b) relented and let them come to the prom after all, (c) actually sent them to a separate prom while all the other kids went to a secretly held “real” prom, and then (d) had some of their kids actually brag about their conduct on Facebook.
Worst Town in America. You’ve earned it, Fulton!
Depends on the size of the lawn. At our other house I could have easily used a stand-up, but not this one. There's a whole lotta yard, both front and back, here!