Hey Apple?

So you’re using the old phys-ed tune “Chicken Fat” for your commercials now, huh? Well, as the fat kid who had to endure (a) an asshole gym teacher in grade school who liked using that tune for calisthenics background music and (b) other kids then using that song to taunt me outside of gym class, you can all go f*** yourselves.

Love,
Me.

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1 Response to Hey Apple?

  1. Roger Owen Green says:

    This will be blogged upon…

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