On Snark, and eleven years in Blogistan

The other day was the eleventh anniversary of this blog’s first post. Eleven years. And to think, when I started, I figured I’d run out of stuff to say after a year or so! Anyhow, blogging continues to be about the same. Here’s what the computer sees:

Writing: Blurry head

Anyhow, I’ve had a couple of quotes on my mind of late. Here’s the first:

What is in mind is a sort of Chautauqua…that’s the only name I can think of for it…like the traveling tent-show Chautauquas that used to move across America, this America, the one that we are now in, an old-time series of popular talks intended to edify and entertain, improve the mind and bring culture and enlightenment to the ears and thoughts of the hearer. The Chautauquas were pushed aside by faster-paced radio, movies and TV, and it seems to me the change was not entirely an improvement. Perhaps because of these changes the stream of national consciousness moves faster now, and is broader, but it seems to run less deep. The old channels cannot contain it and in its search for new ones there seems to be growing havoc and destruction along its banks. In this Chautauqua I would like not to cut any new channels of consciousness but simply dig deeper into old ones that have become silted in with the debris of thoughts grown stale and platitudes too often repeated. “What’s new?” is an interesting and broadening eternal question, but one which, if pursued exclusively, results only in an endless parade of trivia and fashion, the silt of tomorrow. I would like, instead, to be concerned with the question “What is best?,” a question which cuts deeply rather than broadly, a question whose answers tend to move the silt downstream. There are eras of human history in which the channels of thought have been too deeply cut and no change was possible, and nothing new ever happened, and “best” was a matter of dogma, but that is not the situation now. Now the stream of our common consciousness seems to be obliterating its own banks, losing its central direction and purpose, flooding the lowlands, disconnecting and isolating the highlands and to no particular purpose other than the wasteful fulfillment of its own internal momentum. Some channel deepening seems called for.

–Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

I find these days that I’m drawn less and less to snark, which is awkward, because my general sense is that snark is the general tone that dominates a great and growing deal of our discourse these days.

I am not sure why this is, because snark has been with us for a really long time. Political cartoons are, and to my estimation have always been, primarily ‘pictorial snark delivery devices’, just for one example. But the Internet is where most of us live now, and it just seems to me that snark is the coin of the realm, the dominant means of exchange. My problem with snark, though, is that it just seems to me a rather unproductive way of getting ideas across. Snark is great when it’s being crafted by someone skilled at its genesis and it’s aimed at something you feel similarly about. Snark is less great when it’s being crafted by someone skilled at its genesis and it’s aimed at something you like. And snark in the hands of a boob is just plain irritating, no matter what it’s aimed at.

Snark is, to me, similar in terms of its application in argument to what Stephen King says about plot in its application to storytelling. Likening stories to fragile fossils buried in the ground, and the writer as the person whose job it is to extricate the fossil from that ground, King indicates that this work might require any number of fine tools. Plot, he says, is in this metaphor a jackhammer, more likely to wreck the fossil than get it out cleanly.

More and more I see snark the same way. Much of the time it seems like arguing from a defensive posture, and the intent is to hit and hit and hit hard, not to convince or explore. And ultimately, I find that worst of all, after too much snark, it all starts to sound the same. And that’s a shame, because in the hands of someone who is really good at it, I’ll be honest and admit that well-crafted snark can be wonderful to behold.

So this is basically an announcement that I’m going to be cutting way back on the amounts of snark that I generate. Not that I generated much to begin with, but there have been a number of times in recent months that I wrote some very snarky posts, only to delete them because after writing them, I didn’t feel any better about the issue at hand. This may also be a big part of why I’ve stopped listening to sports talk radio shows in favor of podcasts or classical music. There’s just a constant parade of negativity that takes its chief form in snark that I’m just finding more and more problematic.

I’ve never been a large-scale purveyor of snark, but I plan to step back even more. I’ve sometimes wondered if my general lack of snark is why this blog has never produced larger amounts of traffic than it does, but that no longer bothers me — in fact, in an odd way, I find it rather liberating, as the amount of traffic I do or do not receive is hardly influenced by what weirdness I choose to do here. But even so, I’ve decided to just go ahead and lower my snark levels as much as I possibly can. In truth, that won’t effect this blog too much, but I’ve already been thinking along this line, and to that end, I’ve found myself rejecting tweets or Facebook status posts as I was either thinking them up or actually typing them. There’s enough snark out there. I don’t think my particular entries in the world’s great reservoir of snark are going to be missed.

I’ve had these thoughts working about my head for a while now, and they started crystalizing some months ago when the wonderful Jenna Woginrich wrote on her blog, Cold Antler Farm, in the other quote that’s been on my mind:

There are people who live their life as a series of opportunities. They hear new things, new ideas, and they find a way to support and encourage the things they see as good and valuable. If they find something negative or a waste of energy they avoid it and forget about it. Other people choose to live in fear, or on the defensive side of those who they disagree with. They put less energy into encouraging the things they support and more energy into tearing down the things that threaten them. I choose to be the positive type of person. It’s why you will never see me write something negative about another person on this blog. I might rail against factory farms or an industry, but you won’t see me tear apart a person. I think the only reason I have been successful at this farm (a measured success but I’m still here) is because I do not let negative ideas or people into my life. It’s a protection of my spirit and a recipe for happiness. And anyone, at anytime, can decide to be a more positive and encouraging person. Every minute is another chance to turn it all around.

Spend your time with people who fly kites, either metaphorically or literally. You’re better off.

I couldn’t agree more, which is why, even though I like to think I’m generally positive to begin with, I’m drawing a line in the sand anyway. People who write snark? The Internet’s got them by the boatload. People who write science fiction novels, blog at length about the merits of the Star Wars Prequels, wax poetic about bib overalls, get hit in the face with pies, and post photos of food and cats? I’m the only one of those. Well, maybe not the photos of food and cats. But the other stuff is all me! And this is the year I focus on the life I want. Snark doesn’t make that possible, so goodbye, snark, and let the cream pies fly! (Actually, don’t let them fly, if your aim stinks. Stick to shoving them.)

With the Pie I

And of course, to all the readers and fellow travelers in these various digital and analog journeys, I say….

Thanks Everyone!

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Light blogging ahead….

OK, folks, I’m in the final home-stretch of editing Princesses In SPACE!!! (not the actual title). I have less than a hundred pages to go, and I have an outline to write, so I can get my submission packet ready to go for January 15, my self-imposed deadline. This means that I’ll be posting less frequently here until all that is done. No hiatus, but there will be less new stuff here for a few days. Thanks!

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Best of 2012

It’s time again for my self-selection of the best stuff I’ve done here this year. Enjoy this trip down memory lane…or ignore it completely! I have no control over what you do, folks!

As always, some stuff took place as month-long ‘festivals’ of posting: Ask Me Anything! took place in February and August. In April I participated in a daily blogging challenge called A to Z. And I just made up a new one, Gimme a Title!, which is still ongoing.

I think I produced some nice bloggage this year, even if my output was actually down quite a bit — according to Blogger (whose stats I have no reason to doubt), 2012 saw the second fewest posts overall out of all eleven calendar years in the books. (The lowest was 2008, when I actually took three months and stopped blogging entirely.) I’m not sure what to forecast for next year, but I’ll note that my decline in posting here wasn’t due to boredom or ennui, but because I was actually really busy with other stuff, such as producing a novel that is slowly grinding toward submission time. I am in no way bored with the blog at this point, so I plan to keep right on going!

And without further ado, here we go.


Favorite photos, January to June:

My favorites of 2012 I

1. It’s a proto-book! (2), 2. Reading, 3. The Rains of Orchard Park, 4. Hot Dogs and Potato Wedges, 5. Flags, 6. Fence at Knox Farm, 7. Existential Crisis, in overalls, 8. A place to clip things, 9. Two cats, one box, 10. The Goose family IV, 11. The Goose family I, 12. Supermoon, 13. Lunch of Champions!, 14. Ceiling at the Reinstein Library, 15. Niagara Falls after dark X, 16. Niagara Falls after dark V, 17. Niagara Falls after dark II, 18. Spl-lat, 19. Antique Mall VIII: My Toby jug!, 20. Antique Mall III: Toby mugs, 21. Antique Mall I: The Toby jug, side view, 22. DONE!!!, 23. Trimming, 24. Relaxing in the Overalls, 25. Casa Loma, 26. St. Lawrence Market: the upstairs, 27. St. Lawrence Market: Pork souvlaki, 28. St. Lawrence Market: String quartet, 29. Ontario Science Centre: Planet Earth II, 30. Casa Loma: Ceiling in the Solar, 31. Firefly Cupcakes, 32. Page One: A Princess of Mars, 33. Shea’s Buffalo at night, 34. A Pile of Doorstops, 35. Death by Kitteh, 36. Reading

January

Asimov on Libraries
Photos of a President
All Things Pie
My dream store
A collection of random complaints

February

Ha ha, Brady lost the Super Bowl
Whitney Houston, alas
On Ten Years of Blogging
A story in which one of the cats pisses me off

March

Losing a cell phone battery and not really giving a crap
On seeing Les Miserables live onstage at long, long last!
Ralph McQuarrie becomes one with The Force
On Bounty-gate
Cul de sac
Fifty most-hated movies?
Hot Pepper Jelly

April

Much of April’s blogging was devoted to the A to Z Challenge.
An open letter to Castle
On the completion of the first draft of Princesses In SPACE!!! (not the actual title)
Lester Bangs talks to Dick Clark

May

Junior Seau
Some pie-in-the-face stuff
ROWR: Virginia Hankins
On fifteen years of marriage
I’ll always love you, Donna Summer!
Save Every Building!

June

Kathryn Joosten
True geek confessions
John Constable
A Transit of Venus

Favorite photos, July to December:

My favorites of 2012 II

1. Betcha can’t guess what it says when you squeeze it!, 2. Finally, that itch is scratched! #McRib, 3. White trash! (Still hate that name.), 4. Henry VIII and Katherine Parr (Queen #6 of Henry’s, and the one who eventually outlived him)., 5. LGM ornament, 6. Retro rocket ornament, 7. Wonder what would happen if TimmyHo’s ever announced a withdrawal from Buffalo…. #TimHortons, 8. Hippie Santa, 9. Dark and Stormy #rum, 10. Cooking in Carhartt #Carhartt #overalls, 11. I like rum. Rummy rum rum. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. #rum #MisquotingAnchorman, 12. Upsidedown self #overalls, 13. Snow in the Southern Tier, 14. Snow in my Hair, 15. A koven of kittehs, 16. The mustering clouds of winter above the old OP train station, 17. This is what #NaNoWriMo looks like, 18. [Insert pun using the word ‘mount’ here], 19. A little Tgiving afterdinner entertainment…., 20. Julio and Mr. Shakespeare., 21. EC Fair XV, 22. EC Fair VI, 23. Carhartt I, 24. Pumpkinville: Happy wife, irritated Daughter, 25. Ramen with fried egg, 26. Long hair and overalls, 27. With the Pie II, 28. Marie Callender’s Coconut Cream Pie: Awaiting my Face, 29. With the Pie I, 30. My oh my, the tie-dyed guy is pied, 31. Guess what happened to me today…., 32. Sunshine on my shoulder, la la la la…., 33. Shoppin’ for Yarn, 34. Sterling Renaissance Festival 2012 IV, 35. SQUIRREL!, 36. Manuscript 2

July

One of the worst pieces of writing I have ever seen.
Ernest Borgnine
Frozen Pizza: Mmmmm!
What editing looks like
A brief reaction to a mass shooting
More selections from the White House Flickr stream

August

F*** Chick-fil-A
I join the Tablet Generation
Sticking the Landing (on Mars!)
So say we all: Thoughts on Battlestar Galactica
Thoughts on ‘Manbabies’
Another frozen pizza: Yummm!
The Many Faces of Monti Carlo

September

I didn’t blog much in September as I was focusing on my first pass-through of the PRINCESSES manuscript. Most of that month’s real content was answers to Ask Me Anything!, so see the link above.

Neil Armstrong

October

On writing and productivity
In what’s become an annual ritual, The Wife propels coconut cream pies into my face. Oddly, I enjoy this.
The Greatest Event in Television History
Joining the Instacrowd
On writing tools through the years
Memories of Weather
Darth Disney takes over the Lucas Alliance

November

More thoughts on Disney taking over Star Wars
An open question for Buffalo Bills fans
A salute to Mabel Normand, inventor-of-legend of the pie in the face
Cover art for Princesses (in my dreams!)
International Overalls Weekend, 2012 (Carhartt overalls are awesome!)
Being thankful
King Tut

December

Winter in the Southern Tier
What the heck is up with Star Trek these days?!
Grumpy Cat tells me how it is
How a local business irritated me and lost my patronage
How Superman’s Butt Saved Christmas

Books I blogged about this year

Restaurant Man,
Joe Bastianich

The Long Walk,
Brian Castner

Ready Player One!,
Ernest Cline

Heart of Darkness,
Joseph Conrad

Life Itself,
Roger Ebert

Coming of Age in the Milky Way,
Timothy Ferris

License to Pawn,
Rick Harrison

Making Piece,
Beth Howard

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (and other concerns),
Mindy Kaling

Origin,
Jessica Khoury

11/22/63,
Stephen King

Re-reading A Song of Ice and Fire,
George RR Martin
Preliminary post
A Game of Thrones
A Clash of Kings
A Storm of Swords
A Feast for Crows
A Dance with Dragons

The Wilder Life: My Adventures in the Lost World of Little House on the Prairie,
Wendy McClure

Sacre Bleu,
Christopher Moore

Across the Universe,
Beth Revis

A Million Suns,
Beth Revis

Habibi,
Craig Thompson

Space Chronicles: Facing the Ultimate Frontier,
Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Air,
G. Willow Wilson and M.K. Perker

Star Wars: The Marvel Comics series

Uncanny X-Men: The “Dark Phoenix” Saga

Movies I blogged about this year

American Graffiti

The Avengers

Contact

Friendship 7

Hear My Song

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Inglourious Basterds

John Carter

The King’s Speech

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Prometheus

St. Elmo’s Fire

Skyfall

Space Battleship Yamato

Thor

TRON Legacy

2001: A Space Odyssey


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Your disapproval hurts me to the quick


Writing: lubricating the brain, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

This is my reaction to learning that this fellow doesn’t much care for me.

Actually, it isn’t. This is actually my reaction to thinking, “Hmmm, I could go for a sip of rum right now.” Oh well. ‘Tis always curious when someone goes to lengths to announce their opinion that I am shit, though! Is there no better use of their time? Take up knitting? Deify plums?

I think I’ll do some writing now.

UPDATE: I’m getting a nice dose of traffic because of this, so all joking aside, thanks for visiting! Australia has always been high on my list of places to visit. (Unfortunately it’s also high on my list of places I’m not terribly likely to ever be able to afford to visit, but you never know….)

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A new game: Gimme a Title!

This notion just popped into my head last night, so I figured, Hey, why not go for it. It’s sort-of along the same line as Ask Me Anything!, but with a difference: instead of asking questions, I’d like for all you Gentle Constant Readers to suggest blog post titles. And then my task is to write the posts using those titles. I may or may not have seen a variant of this someplace out there; it sounds familiar but I can’t remember where. So let’s give it a shot!

Drop a title for a blog post, a title only, into comments. Something like “Why Mighty Mouse Could Totally Kick Superman’s Butt”, or something completely different. I’ll take suggestions for a bit and then start blogging the results.

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Two Very Public Service Announcements

One: Even though I’m not doing any kind of hiatus, blogging will be sporadic until I get the manuscript mark-ups done on Princesses In SPACE!!! (not the actual title). You knew that. But also, I’ve decided to forego the Sentential Links feature until after the election is over, because it’s just too tempting for me to post a bunch of “Romney sucks!” linkage. I don’t want to do that. It’s easy enough to find that sort of content about if you really want it. Any political things I have to say that I just gotta get out, I’ll either Tweet or post on my Tumblr, which is basically a collection of useless stuff, anyway. I’m a terrible Tumblr-er.

Two: I won’t be posting any regular recaps of the Buffalo Bills’ games this season. It’s not that they suck, it’s just that I don’t really want to write much about football anymore. So…I won’t!

Back to our regularly scheduled insanity….

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A Very Public Service Message

Hey folks!

Expect a lighter than normal posting frequency here for a short while. The main reason is that I really need to get the manuscript mark-ups done on Princesses In SPACE!!! (not the actual title). I’m way behind the goal I had set for myself, and I need to get the proverbial arse in gear. I’m not going on hiatus or anything, but there will be more days than usual where nothing new appears here.

(By the way, Little Quinn would have turned eight years old yesterday. Time’s passage never stops, does it?)

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